What not to do if you’re a real estate agent
I was on a property tour with this real estate agent..
1) She came late 30 minutes. we were supposed to meet at 9 AM.
2) I call her at 9:10 AM asking where she is. She says she’ll be there in a minute. She calls me at around 9:25 AM asking me where she is.
3) When I see her I put my hand out to shake her hand/greet her. She ignores it. AT this point, she looks like she’s drunk or something. SHe has a delayed reaction… she looks at my hand then looks away… then looks down again, THEN shakes my hand. Her eyes, at this point, glaze over everything.
4) She drives out of the parking a lot and into another parking lot for NO reason whatsoever. I thought she was going to GPS the first property but no. She just pulls in and asks me what my intentions are with the 1st property I buy. By the way, when she says this, she’s on the parking lot “row” that’s facing the oncoming traffic.
5) She’s driving at 70 MPH on the freeway tailgating every car she sees. Literally, i can’t see the rear wheel of the car in front b/c she’s that close.
6) At times, her eyes are completely shut. She even hits on of those wake-up-sleeping-drivers-by-rattling-the-car tiny marks on the road at least 4 times.
7) We almost hit a car… TWICE
9) She misses our exits… TWICE.
I’m freakin’ out in the car. The whole time, she asked me what my intentions were with the first property every 2 minutes or so. I ask her if she’s on something and if so, it’s ok just pull over and let me drive. She says no of course (fearing loss of her real estate license I bet) but CLEARLY she is on something - she is WAAAAAY too incoherent and the last two trips with her were NOT like this.
At this point, i was fearing for my life. Shoot, if she wants to kill herself, fine with me as long as I’m not in her car. I ended the trip. I take control of the car and go back to the office. So I started touring ANtioch w/o her in my car.
If you’re a real estate agent, don’t smoke crack before meeting your client. If you have to, at least warn the client so he/she can drive separte.
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