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I had the most odd dream because

1. i can CLEARLY recall the details - including shapes, size, color.
2. I actually felt emotions that seemed too real

The dream starts without with me walking with a guy from high school I knew (who used be scrawny but now is built like a friggin’ American Gladiator). We were talking about life ambitions, especially business. We were walking in South San Francisco in the industrial complex areas with nothing but ugly warehouses and roads.

So we get to this part where there’s this big ugly building blocking our path. Similar but not exactly the same as this building:

Except that this building was leaning against the hill and we were on top of the hill (wishing to go down to the sealevel, i.e. floor 0). I asked him if we should walk around or climb DOWN the side of the building. Of course, this HAD to be a dream because we both agree on clumbing DOWN the friggin’ building.

So we climb down the side and realized, ‘oh shit, we’re in trouble’. At this point, i actually felt FEAR of falling. I could not explain how this fear felt so real, but i could tell my body was tense and my hands were clenching for my own dear life. After we climb down a few stories,  alas… salvation. Some dude was taking a smoking break and he noticed us. Without even asking, he knew we made that dumb decision to climb down. In fact, it was the actor Keith David (the general from the movie Armageddon):

He says, “come on in, you dolts”. So we jump off the wall and land on the balcony. We follow him into the building, which it turns out is a federal government building. Apparently, they were on high security alert and all intruders were to be shot on premises. Damn.

Keith David tells us that we’re not the only dolts that have tried this and is quite familar with what we have to do get out. He tells us to go into this room and look for the secret escape door that leads out of the building. So my HS buddy and I go in but there’s nothing. Actually there are two hidden doors, but they’re only big enough to put my hand through. I open them and there’s some radioactive chemical shield like clothese. Apparently we were suppose to wear them because I found two that fit our bodies. So we wear them but we’re stuck. At this point, i can actually HEAR people outside in the hallway looking for intruders.

My friend and I are getting worried, then the salvation. The escape door opens and a janitor comes out. At this point, I decide to fake it to make it. I tell him to hush as if we’re on a secret mission and since he was surprised himself, i guess he thought we were real. He told us that we’re going to encounter other “secret” stuff on our way and that we should act cool because those people are regulars here. He lets us into the escape path and way we go.

We end up in this hallway where there are secret corporate “stuff” going on. There was a Microsoft office with some lady shouting inside. We decide to tippy toe out of the hallway to the exit, bypassing some more secret corporate offices.

When we reach the exit, there’s a staircase leading to the main floor.  On our way down, i saw Britney Spears, some pro athletes (who i only know by face, not by name), and some other celebrities I do not know the names of.

By the time we exit the building and to the streets, there’s a homeless guy out there eating cereal telling us that he’s our biggest fan. When we ask him what the hell he’s talking about, he tells us that we’re on TV. We look up and there we are, climbing down the building and caught on camera. They don’t know who we are because the camera couldn’t zoom in that close. All the anchor person said was “one asian man and one caucasian man”. There my HS buddy and I decide to split up and disappear into the crowd.

The end.

I don’t know if this dream is anything significant enough to warrant a blog post, but heck, if this wasn’t a dream and I really AM a fugitive, at least you all know.