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My friend from PrePaid Legal, who’s an ex - sucker associate, IM’d me this. If you’ve done three way calls, you know what I’m talking about:

I’ve got a gentleman, that used to drive dump trucks, and was a male prostitute, who now makes 6 figures a year, and has a toilet paper roll of $1000 bills, I might be able to introduce you to him

Hahahah.

J. White is the man. You made me laugh till I pooped in my pants.

My gawd. I can’t believe he’s so damn funny.

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