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[11:29:00 AM] myself: should’ve gone to Google IO event. google’s giving out free G1 phone to developers.
[11:31:33 AM] friend: damn… but G1 phone is crap
[11:31:41 AM] myself: really?
[11:31:51 AM] friend: but if u go on student price, it might be worth it… u flip the phone on ebay
[11:32:11 AM] myself: but the phone is worth only like 100 bucks retail
[11:32:29 AM] myself: well, i guess better than nothing
[11:32:38 AM] friend: yeah true… maybe if we scavenge the trash bins at moscone, we might find somyself phones
[11:34:17 AM] friend:  i heard g2 is coming out.. i think they are just clearing old inventory
[11:35:03 AM] friend: they give away old phones so you have to sign up for service
[11:35:12 AM] myself: Oh. a lame PR stunt. For next stunt, sergey and larry are gonna take a dump on stage, wipe their asses, and give it away to developers… who’ll jump + cheer
[11:35:45 AM] friend: people are going to rush the stage to get a piece of the poo
[11:35:54 AM] friend: and then sell it on ebay
[11:36:06 AM] friend: billionaire poo for sale
[11:36:12 AM] friend: still smyselflls fresh
[11:37:04 AM] myself: i bet it’ll sell for millions
[11:37:10 AM] myself: i’ll still buy it
[11:37:18 AM] myself: subdivide and sell in small doo doo pieces
[11:37:32 AM] myself: poo arbitrage
[11:37:38 AM] friend: u mix in ordinary poo with the billionaire poo and sell them