Who said geek talk can’t be turned into TV/entertainment dialogue?
Me: is there a performance issue if I make an index to a mysql column too big? say.. 700 characters?
Friend: not too sure… but my guess is anything too big is going to have performance issues, even boobs
Me: what r u talking about … speed and boobs go hand in hand
Me: just watch big boobed girls run fast It’s freakin awesom.
Friend: yeah they can cross the finish line ahead of everybody else at a race
Me: guys watching the big boobed girl run: “what? there was a race? oh yeah.. that explains the running”
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