What’s worse than waiting a line at a public bathroom? Being the NEXT person to go after Pe-Pe Le Pew comes out after dropping a Napalm. Total double whammy:
- There’s a residual stench you have to deal with while you pee (if you need to #2, you better squeeze them abs and them ass cheeks hard and hope for a quickie)
- When you come out, the person after you thinks you’re the perp, giving you the I-just-swallowed-something-sour-bitter-face.. not to mention everyone else sitting near the bathroom running for cover.
Good thing my poo smells like roses.
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