IM chat with a hacker-ish friend
[ me ]: man, 8:32 AM. u’re up early.
[ ERT-er ]: going back to sleep soon
[ me ]: u must be from transylvania
[ me ]: make sure to drink lots of fresh blood
[ ERT-er ]: i’m auditioning for the next twilight movie
[ me ]: I didn’t know they had gay vampires
[ ERT-er ]: i’ve never seen the movie, but sure i’ll play a gay vampire for millions… and tons of female fans
[ me ]: you can make out with them WHILE they click on your ad
[ ERT-er ]: just ask them to give you $$ straight up… no clicking required
[ me ]: yeah.. cuz you’ll be doing all the “clicking”
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