Category Archives: commentary

Groupon Clone Google Offer? No Thanks

Tweet Google is cloning Groupon after its failed attempt at buying out Google at ridiculously low valuation of $6 billion. What is it called? Google Groupon. I am no internet guru, and I don’t know much. But here’s what I do know from doing lots of local internet marketing for small retailers around the country, [...]

Unlimited Virgin Mobile Broadband = Unlimited Suckiness

Tweet F*ck you Virgin Mobile. Apparently, “unlimted” means “unlimited… until our profit margins start dwindling”. Now you know why I’ll never renew your shitty service: Here at Virgin Mobile, our mission is to deliver an outstanding customer experience. Sometimes that means making difficult choices in order to provide the best possible service to the greatest [...]

Virgin Mobile Broadband Sucks Ass

Tweet 3g speeds huh? I didn’t know dial up modem speed was considered 3g. Maybe 3g stands for “3 goobers” who sell you worthless crap service. The login page told me that i used 4,xxx,xxx MB in the past month. Ladies and gentleman, that’s  4 TERABYTES. The entire month I got service at my place [...]