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Mail Order Brides

Filed under: funny — Tags: — taewoo @ 4:07 pm January 22, 2010

So apparently the whole men-to-women ratio is totally skewed in Korea (Women: please give birth to girls. Boys are useless and not very pleasant to look at when they grow up.)… and they have to resort to finding their wives in Vietnam, Phillipines, etc etc. Take a look at this freakin’ ad:

vietname-wives-for-sale

 

Translation: “Vietnam. They don’t run away. International mariage specialist.”

This is ridiculous.

WHO in their right mind who want to abandon a nice Korean husband? Total sham.

more soju please.

*hiccup*

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Residual Bathroom Stank

Filed under: funny — Tags: — taewoo @ 4:03 pm

What’s worse than waiting a line at a public bathroom? Being the NEXT person to go after Pe-Pe Le Pew comes out after dropping a Napalm. Total double whammy:

  1. There’s a residual stench you have to deal with while you pee (if you need to #2, you better squeeze them abs and them ass cheeks hard and hope for a quickie)
  2. When you come out, the person after you thinks you’re the perp, giving you the I-just-swallowed-something-sour-bitter-face.. not to mention everyone else sitting near the bathroom running for cover.

Good thing my poo smells like roses.

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Insane Japanese Tricks

Filed under: funny — Tags: — taewoo @ 3:54 pm

Now you know why these Japanese people dominate the world of electronics, cars, anime, and porn:

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