Posted by taewoo on September 1, 2012
I saw this on an online dating profile… she was 5’0, kinda chubby.. Her critieria
Someone tall (6+), guys with dreamy eyes, charming smile, gentleman, kind, sweet, understanding, patient, educated, smart, funny, doesn’t lie, always tells the whole truth and doesn’t keep things in secrecy, someone with good intentions and a good/warm heart.
If you’re a woman, let me translate the man’s equivalent
Someone with big boobs, nice ass, nice legs, skinny, toned, doesn’t talk too much, doesn’t nag, likes to cook & clean, wants to have 3some, no credit card debt, makes her own money, works while i drink beer,
Yes, lady. No such men exist. If they do, they’re gay.
Posted by taewoo on July 27, 2012
I felt SAD reading this message
Hi my name is <XYZ>. I read your profile and I was interest in you.
I would like to be friends with you and if u like me maybe more if it works out and if your willing to give me a chance.
I have two photos on this one has me and my little nephew.
I really like the Korean culture and music.
I also have kakao talk ID: <XYZ> and I have Facebook.
Will like I said at the beginning I am hoping you’ll gave me a chance, if not thank you for taking your time reading my message.
Whoever wrote this… Thanks for the message.
And thank you that you are interested in my culture.
But your begging … ugh.. not sure if I’m turned off or depressed from that.
Posted by taewoo on June 5, 2012
Some women are just.. CRAZY.
There’s this girl I met.. it went well, so at least I thought.
I’m not the texting kind of person… nor do I like talking for long time on the phone… but it is easier to text than to make a phone call.
This girl.. she blows up for no apparent reason:
Me: Hi XYZ. 2:56 PM
XYZ: Hello 4:40 PM
Me: Hi XYZ 2:23 PM
XYZ: Are you really going to text me “hi XYZ” EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?! 2:24 PM
XYZ: Please don’t do this. 2:25 PM
Me: Just wanted to say hi. Sheesh… 2:26 PM
Me: Sorry if it bothers u. Won’t do it in future 2:27 PM
Me: hi XYZ. Can i see you sometime this week? 5:14 PM
XYZ: No 5:28 PM
Me: Did i upset u with the text messaging last time? 5:47 PM
XYZ: Please stop contacting me. 5:55 PM
Seriously, wtf is wrong with me? Why am I meeting these over-sensitive crazies?