How to Get Nice Legs in 3 steps (or less)
1) Move to North Korea
2) Join the communist party’s armed forces for women and march like hell
3) (Optional): If you’re a guy, get sex change in Thailand first.
Google knows best
Posted by taewoo on September 2, 2009
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1. Type in “can i get aids from” and see what kind of suggestions Google gives you:
2. And what do you do when the inside of a grill gets wet? Well.. give the user sex advice:
Last not but least, this health search engine NetBase thinks that the causes of AIDS include Jews, physiotherapy, and strong magnetic field:
Virgin Mobile Broadband Sucks Ass
3g speeds huh?
I didn’t know dial up modem speed was considered 3g. Maybe 3g stands for “3 goobers” who sell you worthless crap service.
The login page told me that i used 4,xxx,xxx MB in the past month. Ladies and gentleman, that’s 4 TERABYTES.
The entire month I got service at my place for about 30 kbps. Let’s see here… if i were downloading EVERY second of EVERY day.. that would be
30 days x 24 hours/day x 60 minutes/hour x 60 seconds / minute = 2592000 seconds
30 kilobytes/sec x 2592000 seconds = 77760000 kilobytes = 77,760 megabytes = 77 gigabytes
Uh right… i download 4 terabytes.
Maybe I should stop watching HOT HD porn videos of Virgin Mobile customer support reps having sex instead of helping customers. (This dumb ass told me it might be my computer so I need to reboot. Please.. if you’re the rep reading this, do us a favor and strangle yourself with a phone cord.)
F*ck Virgin. Never buying Virgin mobile broadband.. AGAIN.