Virgin Mobile Broadband Sucks Ass

3g speeds huh?

I didn’t know dial up modem speed was considered 3g. Maybe 3g stands for “3 goobers” who sell you worthless crap service.

The login page told me that i used 4,xxx,xxx MB in the past month. Ladies and gentleman, that’s  4 TERABYTES.

The entire month I got service at my place for about 30 kbps. Let’s see here… if i were downloading EVERY second of EVERY day.. that would be

30 days x 24 hours/day x 60 minutes/hour x 60 seconds / minute = 2592000 seconds

30 kilobytes/sec x 2592000 seconds = 77760000 kilobytes = 77,760 megabytes = 77 gigabytes

Uh right… i download 4 terabytes.

Maybe I should stop watching HOT HD porn videos of Virgin Mobile customer support reps having sex instead of helping customers. (This dumb ass told me it might be my computer so I need to reboot. Please.. if you’re the rep reading this, do us a favor and strangle yourself with a phone cord.)

F*ck Virgin. Never buying Virgin mobile broadband.. AGAIN.

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